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1、过安检的时候探测仪一直在嘀嘀嘀的响个不停,哦,原来我是一个铁憨憨。
After the security check,the detector keeps beeping.Oh,I'm an iron Han
2、我真的很怕,怕我的黑眼圈会暴露我国宝的身份。
I'm really afraid that my dark circles will expose the identity of my national treasure
3、你冷吗?冷就对了 因为你正在刷白雪公主的朋友圈。
Are you cold?Cold is right,because you are painting Snow White's circle of friends
4、今日不出门,闭关修炼美貌。
Don't go out today.Practice beauty in isolation
5、有人网恋嘛?只能接受15km的异地恋,再远我的电瓶车就没电了。
Does anyone love online?I can only accept a long-distance love of 15km.No matter how far away my battery car is,it will run out of electricity
6、女孩子千万不要夜跑,万一遇到烧烤摊就完蛋了。
Girls should never run at night.If they encounter a barbecue stand,it will be over
7、好不容易劝自己接受了自己的长相,去理了个发,又换了一种丑法。
I finally persuaded myself to accept my appearance,get a haircut and change another ugly method
8、你凶我,我愣了一下,连你埋哪儿我都想好了。
You're cruel to me.I'm stunned.I've even figured out where to bury you
9、很多事情要自己消化,所以越长越胖了。
Many things have to be digested by yourself,so the longer you get,the fatter you get
10、小时候最讨厌美女了,没想到长大后却成了小时候最讨厌的人。
When I was a child,I hated beautiful women most.Unexpectedly,when I grew up,I became the most hated person when I was a child
11、高价出售本人脑子,没有用过,有意者私。
Sell my brain at a high price.I haven't used it.Those who intend to sell it privately
12、只要我把自己吃得够圆,就没人能把我看扁。
As long as I eat myself round enough,no one can look down on me
13、我的生活原本会很平顺,只是被这一身肥肉所拖累。
My life would have been smooth,but I was dragged down by this fat body
14、买菠萝的时候要先摇一摇,要让海绵宝宝和小蜗逃出来。
When buying pineapple,shake it first to let SpongeBob and cochlea escape
15、居然真的有男孩子愿意大晚上跑过来给我送吃的,我真的很感动,就是配送费贵了些。
I'm really moved that some boys are willing to come and deliver food to me in the evening,but the delivery fee is more expensive
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